In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth .. . Then he said, "Let there be light." Which means he made the entire universe in the dark! How fucking good is that? He's brilliant.

Ricky Gervais
In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth...
In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth...
In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth...
In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth...
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In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth . . . Then he said, "Let there be light." Which means he made the entire universe in the dark! How fucking good is that? He's brilliant.

Einstein was a genius. The first time I ever heard this quote I thought it was a joke. After a few minutes of thinking about it, I realized it was true.

Einstein’s theory of relativity is a brilliant piece of work. It keeps us from getting lost in space and keeps our bodies from going too fast or too slow. The theory also explains why we see objects moving at different speeds depending on how far away they are.

It keeps us from flying into space and not knowing what’s happening below us. If we didn’t have this theory we would be lost in space and would never know if we were moving towards another planet or beyond our galaxy and galaxy cluster and so on and so forth.

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