Our assholes will be clean but we must never wash our hands. Our immune systems will be strengthened by our being dirty. Not filthy. Just mildly grimy. Filthy fingernails have always been a favorite fashion accessory of mine. Especially when you place your hands in the prayer positions. Matter of fact, I urge all my followers to forgo nail polish permanently and replace it with expertly applied soot. The nonexistent gods above will ignore our prayers better this way. John Waters
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I know in the past you’ve been in a situation where your hands were dirty, but I’m not referring to the kind of dirt which comes from your hands. I’m not talking about the dirt on your hands when you’re washing them after you’ve been gardening or playing with your kids or whatever it is that you do when you let your hands be filthy. This is the kind of dirt which comes from within. You know, the kind of dirt which isn’t able to be washed away by soap and water.

The kind of dirt which only the gods can get rid of. It’s a shame because dirty hands are sexy, but it’s something that I know you have to deal with.

Source: Role Models

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