If there was a god, I'd still have both nuts.

Lance Armstrong
If there was a god, I'd still have both nuts.
If there was a god, I'd still have both nuts.
If there was a god, I'd still have both nuts.
If there was a god, I'd still have both nuts.
About This Quote

This is a saying that makes fun of the exaggeration of religious beliefs. It also shows how people are willing to accept anything as truth if it’s spoken by someone else.

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