Suppose neutral angels were able to talk, Yahweh and Lucifer — God and Satan, to use their popular titles — into settling out of court. What would be the terms of the compromise? Specifically, how would they divide the assets of their early kingdom? Would God be satisfied the loaves and fishes and itty-bitty thimbles of Communion wine, while Satan to have the red-eye gravy, eighteen-ounce New York Stakes, and buckets of chilled champagne? Would God really accept twice-a-month lovemaking for procreative purposes and give Satan the all night, no-holds-barred, nasty “can’t-get-enough-of-you” hot-as-hell-fucks? Think about it. Would Satan get New Orleans, Bangkok, and the French Riviera and God get Salt Lake City? Satan get ice hockey, God get horseshoes? God get bingo, Satan get stud poker? Satan get LSD; God, Prozac? God get Neil Simon; Satan Oscar Wilde? . Tom Robbins
About This Quote

The idea of a compromise between the two archangels is an interesting one. The nature of such a truce would be very different from that of a typical court case. It would be an agreement, not a trial, and one that was not about compensation but about reconciliation. Given the fact that Yahweh and Lucifer had already been at war for six thousand years, this was no idle thought. The two had been rivals since before there were people on the Earth, and their hatred had only grown with time and power.

Some Similar Quotes
  1. I sought to hear the voice of God and climbed the topmost steeple, but God declared: "Go down again - I dwell among the people. - John Henry Newman

  2. The great thing to remember is that though our feelings come and go God's love for us does not. - C.s. Lewis

  3. Down on the lake rosy reflections of celestial vapor appeared, and I said, "God, I love you" and looked to the sky and really meant it. "I have fallen in love with you, God. Take care of us all, one way or the other." To... - Jack Kerouac

  4. Let me tell you about love, that silly word you believe is about whether you like somebody or whether somebody likes you or whether you can put up with somebody in order to get something or someplace you want or you believe it has to... - Toni Morrison

  5. Love God and He will enable you to love others even when they disappoint you. - Francine Rivers

More Quotes By Tom Robbins
  1. We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.

  2. The highest function of love is that it makes the loved one a unique and irreplaceable being.

  3. Love is the ultimate outlaw. It just won't adhere to any rules. The most any of us can do is to sign on as its accomplice. Instead of vowing to honor and obey, maybe we should swear to aid and abet. That would mean that...

  4. When two people meet and fall in love, there's a sudden rush of magic. Magic is just naturally present then. We tend to feed on that gratuitous magic without striving to make any more. One day we wake up and find that the magic is...

  5. Who knows how to make love stay?1. Tell love you are going to Junior's Deli on Flatbush Avenue in Brooklyn to pick up a cheesecake, and if loves stays, it can have half. It will stay.2. Tell love you want a momento of it and...

Related Topics