Smartass Disciple: What were you thinking when the truth is revealed unto you? Master of Stupidity: I wasn't thinking. I was having sex when it came to my mind.

Toba Beta
Smartass Disciple: What were you thinking when the truth is...
Smartass Disciple: What were you thinking when the truth is...
Smartass Disciple: What were you thinking when the truth is...
Smartass Disciple: What were you thinking when the truth is...
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The smartass disciple was trying to get his master to admit that he's pretty dumb. The master of stupidity was trying to get the disciple to admit he's a smartass.

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