The Dimwit's Guide to the Female Mind might assist your efforts in understanding human females. But it must be pointed out that this subject can be a dangerous adventure and should be undertaken with extreme caution. After all, human males have been trying to understand their females for generations, and most of the time they come away from these encounters looking like someone stuck their tails into an electric socket. Anne Bishop
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This quote is often misquoted. The actual wording that the author used was, "Dear son, I want you to understand that women are tricky little creatures who will try to trick you into giving them the things they need to fulfill their own selfish agendas."

Source: Marked In Flesh

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