Fire is no laughing matter. In a drunken attempt to appear womanly, my neighbor tried to burn her pubes off when she was fifteen, but it hurt too much to get it completely smooth. My friend had sex with her two years later and said her clit looked like a chestnut. I’ve been pro-bush ever since. Brian Celio
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The first time I heard this quote it made me laugh. It was hilarious. But the more I thought about it, it really had no bearing on anything. The point of the quote is that you should never joke about fire.

It is scary. If you are ever in a situation where you have to use a fire extinguisher, do not joke with it or any other fire extinguisher. You can be arrested if you do.

Source: Catapult Soul

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