Boys have penises and girls have vaginas. If they touch at the wrong time, you can make a baby or die.

Eugene Mirman
About This Quote

This quote is commonly used to explain the difference between boys and girls. While this is true, it seems there are many other factors involved in this difference. The difference between boys and girls also goes far beyond penises and vaginas. The difference between the genders involves communication skills, emotional intelligence, social skills, body language, life experience, communication styles, leadership abilities, decision-making ability, and more.

Source: The Will To Whatevs: A Guide To Modern Life

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