Never underestimate the power of a pity fuck, which makes for about ninety percent of women’s collective dating history.

Alice Walsh
About This Quote

A pity fuck is one of the most effective ways to get sex. A pity fuck. Just what it sounds like, it's basically giving someone you're not interested in a sexual experience just to get them off. It's a way to satisfy your desire without having to be attracted to the person you're fucking.

You can also use it as an excuse for why you're suddenly too busy, or too tired, or whatever else is preventing you from having sex with the person you want. This method is especially good if you are getting ready to break up with someone. All you have to do is make out with them once and tell them they are the best fuck of your life...and watch as they beg you to be with them even more! I'm not entirely sure if this quote is true, but I've heard that it works every time!

Source: A Poker Game Of Love

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