As an evil cultist, I make an excellent evil cultist. Only I'm stupid, and not evil. And I worship nothing, really.

Will Advise
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I’m not evil, but I’m a cultist. I don’t worship anything. I do things because it makes me feel good. Even though I’m not really evil, and even though I don’t worship anything, and even though I never did any wrong to anyone, I get in all kinds of trouble because everyone hates me. It’s all their fault! If they only knew the truth about how evil and stupid I really am, they would stop hating me, and we could be friends!

Source: Nothing Is Here...

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