Anthony T. HincksWhen the shit hits the fan, you really have to ask yourself why you weren't sitting on the toilet.
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When the shit hits the fan, you really have to ask yourself why you weren't sitting on the toilet. I guess the idea is that if you were sitting on the toilet, you would probably be okay. But, because you were not, you were struck by the shit and so you should ask yourself this question: “Why was I not on the toilet?”
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