When a Dragon, an Elf, and a Human walk into a bar, the Human is always going to be the punch line.

Bryan Fields
About This Quote

This quote is about the inevitable nature of the human race. We are always going to be the punch line because we are so weak when it comes to social interactions. We are not good at dealing with each other, and when we do try, we fail miserably. The best thing that can happen when you enter a bar with an Elf and a Dragon is that you don’t get in the way of another’s enjoyment.

Source: Dragons Luck: The Dragonbound Chronicles

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