My ship — the Demeter, was a star-liner operated by the Red Star Line. I say ‘was’ because of the events you will read about in this account. This is a long letter, I know, but I had quite a long time to write it. You probably already know this, having seen the commercials running on all the major channels for the last twenty years or so, but the Red Star Line is the largest cruise operator in the known universe. Unless something has changed between now and by the time you read this, this is probably still true. In fact, customers of the Red Star Line get more quality, value for money — and smiles by Demeter than they do anywhere else. Okay, okay. It’s an old joke — corny for sure, but what the hell. Christina Engela
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If you have been reading these funny quotes about life, you have probably realized that some of them are so funny that they might as well be a joke. If this is the case, then the famous quote from Demeter is one of those jokes. Demeter is a cruise line that has been around for a long time. The reason for this is because it does not have its ships on the ocean but on space.

This may sound weird or even impossible but Demeter can show its customers a real trip on a real star-liner. The company transports people to the stars and has been doing so for over 30 years now.

Source: Space Vacation

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