Ben, if you get pee in my brand-new car, I am going to cut your balls off." Still peeing, Ben looks over at me smirking. "You´re gonna need a hell of a big knife, bro.

About This Quote

We all know that Ben is a crazy drunk, but not only does he pee himself while driving, he also drinks while driving. Also, he has a tendency to do this in just about every car, and on every surface and on every wall and on and on. The first time I met him, he pissed himself in my car. I was horrified, but I put it out of my mind and we moved on with our lives.

But now Ben is back and he’s pissed himself in my brand new car. It’s bad enough that the great Dane has laid me low once before, but now he’s back and he’s pissed himself in my brand new car. This time it’s personal.

I am going to cut his balls off!

Source: Paper Towns

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