When Jarod Kintz gets married, I want to wear his grandpa to the ceremony, telling everyone we're Siamese twins from the future-past. Meow.

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Jarod Kintz is my future-past husband, and it doesn't matter what's in the future since we'll be together forever. The idea of us being Siamese twins from the future-past is an absolutely fantastic way to explain our relationship, because it's so absurdly impossible. I want to wear his grandpa to the ceremony, telling everyone we're Siamese twins from the future-past. Meow.

Source: Nothing Is Here...

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