Why would you turn right on a red light when we can all just sit here behind you waiting to die... #AHOLE

A.O. Storm
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This is a very common pickup line used by men who are looking to sex up a girl. And, as sex tends to be a very popular topic of conversation, this phrase has been passed down from generation to generation. It is a general statement that says that the person asking the question wants to have sex with the person being asked. In this instance, the person being asked is saying no or ignoring the question altogether. The person asking does not know what to do so they decide it would be easier to continue waiting for death instead of doing something about it.

Source: An Ahole Goes To Work

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