Fuck! Is one expected to be a gentleman when one is stiff?

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The story of the Frenchman who was so offended by his long-time female lover, that he went to his wife and asked for advice on how to get rid of her. "First," she said, "you must tell her that she is beautiful." He nodded in agreement. "Then," she continued, "you must tell her that you love her." He nodded again. "And then," she added, "you must tell her that you love her very much."

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1. Fuck! Is one expected to be a gentleman when one is stiff?

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2. The man who alters his way of thinking to suit others is a fool.

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3. ‎"..θα πρέπει να αντιληφθείÏ‚, αγαπητή Τερέζα, ότι τα αντικείμενα δεν έχουν, κατά την άποψη μαÏ‚, άλλη αξία από εκείνη που τουÏ‚ δίνει η φαντασία μαÏ‚ .

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