David WoodCollege is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night?
About This Quote
This quote is funny because it’s true. College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night? I think this quote is hilarious because no matter how much or how long you have been in college it is always time to go back. The best thing about college is that you are allowed to be yourself no matter what.
You will never be judged for your style or how you dress or act. You will never get into trouble with the law or be arrested for performing illegal activities on campus. Your biggest worry will be if the new girl likes you or not, but other than that nothing can get in your way of having an amazing time on campus.
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