I was never really certain why he scared the bejesus out of me. Nothing scared me growing up. I’ve been playing with dead people since the day I was born, so it’s good thing, yet the Big Bad scared me. Which brings me to the reason I called.” “Which was to give me nightmares for the rest of my life?” “Oh, no, that’s just a plus. Why was I so scared of him?” “Hon, for one thing he was this powerful, massive, black smokelike being.”“ So, you’re saying I’m a racist? . Darynda Jones
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This is a racist joke. It’s a racist joke because it assumes that the only reason blacks are scared of the KKK is because we’re afraid we’ll catch some disease if we go near them. It’s even worse because it assumes that the only reason whites are scared of the KKK is because we’re afraid we’ll get arrested by them if we go near them.

Source: Third Grave Dead Ahead

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