People often ask me where I stand politically. It's not that I disagree with Bush's economic policy or his foreign policy, it's that I believe he was a child of Satan sent here to destroy the planet Earth. Little to the left.

Bill Hicks
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I don't care what the current president does, I'm glad for his accomplishments, but he is a Christian man who works for Satan. The government should be all about the people, it should not be about one person.

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