Oh, for Christ's sake, ' I hear. 'Can we please just try to have a good time?' This is like ordering someone to find you attractive, and it doesn't work. I've tried it.

David Sedaris
Oh, for Christ's sake, ' I hear. 'Can we please...
Oh, for Christ's sake, ' I hear. 'Can we please...
Oh, for Christ's sake, ' I hear. 'Can we please...
Oh, for Christ's sake, ' I hear. 'Can we please...
About This Quote

The world of relationships can be an overwhelming place. Sometimes it gets overwhelming enough that you feel like you might need a bit of a break from it all. But, what this quote really means is that you shouldn’t go running off to do something completely different from what you’re doing now. You shouldn’t try to find something new and exciting to do because nothing will ever compare to the fun you’re having at the moment.

Source: When You Are Engulfed In Flames

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