You just gotta tell her, man, ’ I said. ‘You just gotta say, “Angela, I really like you, but there’s something you need to know: when we go to my house and hook up, we’ll be watched by the twenty-four hundred eyes of twelve hundred black Santas.

John Green
About This Quote

When a girl goes to a guy's house, she expects to have all kinds of fun. She does not expect to be watched by a room full of black Santas. When a girl goes to a guy's house, it is assumed that there will be condoms there. This is normal, expected behavior.

If she is going to have sex with the guy, then it is assumed that they will have safe sex. If they are going to have an orgy, then it is assumed that they will use protection for their genitals as well as other body parts like the mouth and eyes. This is also normal and expected behavior.

However, when a black Santa watches her, this is not expected behavior. So, the idea of telling the girl what you expect and that you know that she might be upset by it, should be considered as an insult and very rude behavior. The idea of telling someone what you want and expecting them to go along with it is also rude and offensive.

Source: Paper Towns

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