Of all the consumer products, chewing gum is perhaps the most ridiculous: it literally has no nourishment — you just chew it to give yourself something to do with your stupid idiot Western mouth. Half the world is starving, and the other’s going, ‘I don’t actually need any nutrition, but it would be good to masticate, just to keep my mind off things. Russell Brand
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Chewing gum has no nutrition, but it does keep your mind off your worries. You can chew it when you are sad or bored and not feel bad about yourself. Instead, you’re just chewing it because it is there. Imagine if you had to go hungry all the time. Maybe you would not be so fat if you had to chew food all the time.

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