There is no question that there is an unseen world. The problem is, how far is it from midtown and how late is it open?

Woody Allen
There is no question that there is an unseen world....
There is no question that there is an unseen world....
There is no question that there is an unseen world....
There is no question that there is an unseen world....
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The question, “There is no question that there is an unseen world. The problem is, how far is it from midtown and how late is it open?”, was asked by a man who was trying to get a reservation for a table at a very exclusive restaurant. The man was trying to get a reservation for the evening but failed. He soon found himself talking to the owner of the restaurant. The owner said, “How can I make you happy? You want a table for two?” The man replied, “No. I want a table for one.”

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