John SandfordI'm so horny the crack of dawn isn't safe.
About This Quote
The following quote is a joke that is often used when you are feeling horny. It is most commonly used in the context of women talking about how they are constantly horny. When this happens, it is often said that the crack of dawn is not safe until after you have taken care of your sexual needs.
Source: Bad Blood
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