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The tools are real. The viewer is real, you, the artist, is real and a part of everything you paint. You connect yourself to the viewer by sharing something that is inside of you that connects with something inside of him. All you have as your guide is that you know what moves you. All you have to do it with is a brush, some chemical and canvas, and technique.Steven Brust
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There was a sergeant at a desk. I knew he was a sergeant because I recognized the marks on his uniform, and I knew it was a desk because it's always a desk. There's always someone at a desk, except when it's a table that functions as a desk. You sit behind a desk, and everyone knows you're supposed to be there, and that you're doing something that involves your brain. It's an odd, special kind of importance. I think everyone should get a desk; you can sit behind it when you feel like you don't matter.Steven Brust
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You’ll be angry, but I’m going to ask anyway. Will you marry me?' The unsupported voice, the one that happened when he couldn’t breathe, but had to speak. I nudged his hands apart to see his face, and found it faintly overcast by tension. 'No, ' I said gently, He blinked again and asked, his voice unaltered, 'May I ask you once a year, every seventh of December, in case the answer changes?'' Yes. I don’t think it will.'' Oh. I only ask because I hate the thought of not having breakfast with you for the rest of my life.'' My dear, ' I said. 'Jamie. That’s a different question.'' Oh. Will you have breakfast with me for the rest of my life?'' Probably.Steven Brust
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The Cool Stuff Theory of Literature is as follows: All literature consists of whatever the writer thinks is cool. The reader will like the book to the degree that he agrees with the writer about what's cool. And that works all the way from the external trappings to the level of metaphor, subtext, and the way one uses words. In other words, I happen not to think that full-plate armor and great big honking greatswords are cool. I don't like 'em. I like cloaks and rapiers. So I write stories with a lot of cloaks and rapiers in 'em, 'cause that's cool. Guys who like military hardware, who think advanced military hardware is cool, are not gonna jump all over my books, because they have other ideas about what's cool. The novel should be understood as a structure built to accommodate the greatest possible amount of cool stuff.Steven Brust
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Always speak politely to an enraged dragon.Steven Brust
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You connect yourself to the viewer by by sharing something that is inside of you that connects with something inside of him. All you have as your guide is that you know what moves you.Steven Brust
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You're stubborn, Vlad.""Is that a compliment?Steven Brust
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Can you be serious for two words?"" Not without effort.Steven Brust
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A novel, in which all is created by the author's whim, must strike a more profound level of truth, or it is worthless."" And yet, I have heard you say that any novel that relieves your ennui for an hour has proved its usefulness."" You have a good memory. It must have been ten thousands of years ago that I uttered those words."" And if it was?"" In another ten thousand, perhaps I will agree with them again."" In my opinion, the proper way to judge a novel is this: Does it give one an accurate reflection of the moods and characteristics of a particular group of people in a particular place at a particular time? If so, it has value. Otherwise, it has none."" You do not find this rather narrow?"" Madam–"" Well?"" I was quoting you.Steven Brust
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I have something to tell you."" How, you have something to tell me?"" You have understood me exactly."" Well, I am listening."" Listening? Then, you wish me to tell you?"" Yes, that is it. I am listening, and therefore I wish you to tell me."" Shall I tell you now?"" No.Steven Brust
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And all of the late, late-night talks, when you're not stoned, but you're so tired you might as well be, when you just sit there glowing with warmth, and all of those things that you really hope for come out, and you connect with each other on such deep levels that, when you think about it the next day, you wonder if it was real - if the others felt it too.Steven Brust
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I'm told I'm very charming when people do what I want.Steven Brust
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Why do you work so hard to make yourself disliked? I should think you'd find it happens enough on its own without putting yourself to any extra trouble.Steven Brust
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Because here’s the thing: No matter how much one tells stories of magical beasts or impossible worlds, in the end, it is always the world of here and now one is writing about. The better one understands that world, the more powerful the stories will be.Steven Brust
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To seek understanding before taking action, yet to trust my instincts when action is called for. Never to avoid danger from fear, never to seek out danger for its own sake. Never to conform to fashion from fear of eccentricity, never to be eccentric from fear of conformity.Steven Brust