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Nothing to me feels as good as laughing incredibly hard.Steve Carell
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In my wildest dreams I never thought - well, I never thought I'd work.Steve Carell
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I don't think of myself as funny - I don't fill up a room with my humor... I would fail miserably as a stand-up comedian.Steve Carell
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Maybe the coolest people are the ones who don't care about being cool.Steve Carell
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For the better part of my adult life, I proudly avoided nerd/nimrod/goober status. I was always just cool enough.Steve Carell
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In an enclosed space, a camel's breath can change the atmosphere of the room. Not only just the smell, they literally seem to change the atmospheric pressure. It's so disgusting. It's like they have eight stomachs each more rancid then the next and it just comes out of their mouth.Steve Carell
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The best food is in Chicago. There are great restaurants everywhere, from fancy places to burger joints.Steve Carell
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From cheesecake on a stick to meat skewers to deep-fried bananas on a stick - there are no plates anymore. In Los Angeles, everything has become a corn dog. Actually, corn dogs still work. But most other food should be stickless.Steve Carell
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I had a friend who, after 25 years of marriage, found himself trying to date again, and it was completely different. Everything had changed, and he had to reacquaint himself. It was funny even talking to him about it. For someone who has been out of the loop, it's a different world.Steve Carell
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People say, 'What's the secret to a marriage?' There's no secret - I think you get lucky.Steve Carell
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You know, what's funny to one person is not at all to someone else.Steve Carell
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Reading a book, watching a movie, going to a play, it's transporting, and very, very exciting. And to be a part of that, creating things with your imagination, whoa.Steve Carell
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Sending a handwritten letter is becoming such an anomaly. It's disappearing. My mom is the only one who still writes me letters. And there's something visceral about opening a letter - I see her on the page. I see her in her handwriting.Steve Carell
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When someone is good, but it doesn't seem like their world will collapse if they don't get the part, it's more appealing. It's like dating someone: You don't want someone who's too into you.Steve Carell
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I love my wife dearly, and, therefore, I've never cooked a meal, romantic or otherwise, for her.Steve Carell
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I don't think my kids have to worry too much about me embarrassing them because that's not how I would want to grow up, with wacky dad showing up at school and performing for everyone.Steve Carell