9 Quotes & Sayings By Stefan D

Stefan D. is an award-winning writer who lives in Germany. He has lived and worked for several years in the United States and is currently based out of Berlin. His work appears in The Awl, Nerve, and Vice Read more

He's also a freelance translator and ghostwriter who has worked on more than two dozen books with publishers including Penguin, Random House, and Farrar, Straus and Giroux.

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- Why'd you even think I'd read your diploma before, during, or after buying 10 copies of it in an all-you-can-drink online bar? - If I could drink what I read, I'd probably still be drunk on Joyce's Ulysses. I should've chased it with a racer.- Stefan D and Jarod Kintz Stefan D
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- Daddy won’t buy me a new pony, so I’m gonna burn my old one so he will have to buy me a new one. - Will a horse do? I'm a horse. I'm a horse. Yes, of course. Yes, of course. (That's a little children's poem.).- Jarod Kintz and Stefan D Stefan D
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- Why is depression the blues and not the grays? - Because racer! - Jarod Kintz and Stefan D Stefan D
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- My love is about 2/3rds as invisible as her love, and that sort of transparency isn’t really all that healthy in a relationship. - I chop trees down with my sharpened mustache, remember? Cloning works, but can lead you in the wrong direction.- Jarod Kintz and Stefan D Stefan D
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- If no one understands anything in the same way, what use is communication? - The best way to recycle empty soup cans is to tie a string to them and talk to yourself - from up to a mile away. Stefan D
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- Sort out the sort ofs from the maybes, and maybe you will start walking in the right direction, like you’re on a treadmill. - You have your direction. I have my direction. As for the correct direction, the one direction - it does not exist...- Jarod Kintz and Stefan D Stefan D
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I'm always under surveillance from both the NSA, the Russian KGB, and the Bulgarian Army, so I'm the most invisible. Stefan D
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If you were to ask Jarod Kintz‬‬‬ what his personal favourite joke was, he'd say the one with the island. The big one next to New Zealand.-Stefan D and Jarod Kintz Stefan D