30 Quotes & Sayings By Seth Grahamesmith

It is a strange thing how quickly our bodies die. How fragile a force our presence is. In an instant the soul is gone - leaving an empty, insignificant vessel in its stead. I have read of those sent to the gallows and guillotines of Europe. I have read of the great war of ages past and men slaughtered by the tens of thousands. And we give but fleeting consideration to such deaths, for it is our nature to banish such thoughts. But in doing so, we forget that they were each as alive as we, and the one length of rope - or bullet - or blade, took the whole of their lives in that one, fragile instant. Took their earliest days as swaddled infants, and their grayest unfulfilled futures. When one think of how many souls have suffered this fate in all of history - of the untold murders of untold men, women and children. it is too much to bear. . Seth GrahameSmith

These fools who haven't the slightest idea how to live the morals they espouse. These fools who proclaim themselves men of God, yet show not the slightest reverance to His word... Is it any different from a drunkard preaching temperance? A whore preaching modesty? Seth GrahameSmith

He begged to know to which of his fair cousins the excellency of its cookery was owing. Briefly forgetting her manners, Mary grabbed her fork and leapt from her chair onto the table. Lydia, who was seated nearest her, grabbed her ankle before she could dive at Mr. Collins and, presumably, stab him about the head and neck for such an insult. Seth GrahameSmith

There are but two types of men who desire war: those who haven’t the slightest intention of fighting it themselves, and those who haven’t the slightest idea what it is. … Any man who has seen the face of death knows better than to seek him out a second time. Seth GrahameSmith

How pleasant it is to spend an evening in this way! I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading! ”“ Spoken like one who has never known the ecstasy of holding a still-beating heart in her hand. Seth GrahameSmith

...seeing the way his trousers clung to those most English parts. Seth GrahameSmith

So I suggest you stick close, pay attention, and avoid breaking the Terrorverse's only commandment: Thou shall not be stupid. Seth GrahameSmith

From this moment on, nothing is what it seems. You're not a human being, you're a character- and filmmakers are doing everything in their power to kill you even now. Supernatural powers and curses are real, and numbers like 666 and 237 can kill you just as easily as a butch knife. Log cabins are slaughterhouses, cornstalks are antennas for evil, and aliens never, ever come in peace. Seth GrahameSmith

In the real world, babysitting is a groovy way for young people to learn responsibility (and earn a little pocket money). In the Terrorverse, it's a plot device used to kill teenagers. Seth GrahameSmith

The true rule, in determining to embrace, or reject any thing, is not whether it have any evil in it; but whether it have more of evil, than of good. There are few things wholly evil, or wholly good." -- Abraham Lincoln, Original Quote Seth GrahameSmith

So long as this country is cursed with slavery, so too will it be cursed with vampires. Seth GrahameSmith

Abraham, " he said. "I'm pleased to see you alive, old friend."" And I to see you dead. Seth GrahameSmith

One: I am proud to say that my vampires do not sp Seth GrahameSmith

Father may have been wanting in some things, but here he was masterful. Night upon night, I marveled at his power to hold listeners in rapt attention. He could tell a story with such detail, such flourish, that afterwards a man could swear it had been his own memory, and not a tale at all. Seth GrahameSmith

We may all deserve hell, but some of us deserve it sooner than others. Seth GrahameSmith

Contrary to his infallibly "honest" image, Abe wasn't above lying so long as it served a noble purpose. Seth GrahameSmith

Men have enslaved each other since they invented gods to forgive them for doing it. Seth GrahameSmith

‎And when this intoxication has worn away... when every desire is fulfilled and every language learned- when there are no more distant cities to explore; no classics to be studied; not another coin to be stuffed in to one's coffers- what then? One can have all the comforts of the world, but what use are they if there is no comfort in them? Seth GrahameSmith

This is one hell of a suicide note. T H E SUICIDE SOLILOQUY-Yes! I've resolved the deed to do, And this the place to do it; The heart I'll rush a dagger through Though I in hell should rue it! Sweet steel! Come forth from out your sheath, And glist'ning, speak your powers; Rip up the organs of my breath, And draw my blood in showers! I strike! It quivers in that heart Which drives me to this end; I draw and kiss the bloody dart, My last-my only friend! . Seth GrahameSmith

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains. Seth GrahameSmith

What an excellent father you have, girls! ' said she, when the door was shut. 'Such joys are scarce since the good Lord saw fit to close the gates of Hell and doom the dead to walk amongst us. Seth GrahameSmith

Most men have no purpose but to exist, Abraham; to pass quietly through history as minor characters upon a stage they cannot even see. To be the playthings of tyrants. But you...you were born to fight tyranny. Seth GrahameSmith

But if you read Jane Austen, you know that she had a wicked sense of humor. Not only was she funny, but her early writing was very dark and had a gothic tone to it. Seth GrahameSmith