21 "Sam Levenson" Quotes And Sayings

Sam Levenson is a bestselling author, screenwriter and playwright. He began his career as a stand-up comedian and has written several books on comedy, including How to Be Funny: A Comedy Writing Handbook and The Comedy Bible: A Complete Guide to Stand-Up Comedy for Beginners. He was one of the writers on the hit TV show Monk and is currently writing the film adaptation of his novel The Negotiator, starring in and co-producing with Tom Cruise.

For beautiful eyes, look for the good in others; for...
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For beautiful eyes, look for the good in others; for beautiful lips, speak only words of kindness; and for poise, walk with the knowledge that you are never alone. Sam Levenson
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For attractive lips, speak words of kindness. For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people. For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry. For beautiful hair, let a child run his fingers through it once a day. For poise, walk with the knowledge you’ll never walk alone.. We leave you a tradition with a future. The tender loving care of human beings will never become obsolete. People even more than things have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed and redeemed and redeemed and redeemed. Never throw out anybody. Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you’ll find one at the end of your arm. As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands: one for helping yourself, the other for helping others. Your “good old days” are still ahead of you, may you have many of them. Sam Levenson
Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, it's at...
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Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, it's at the end of your arm, as you get older, remember you have another hand: The first is to help yourself, the second is to help others. Sam Levenson
Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is...
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Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together. Sam Levenson
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push...
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If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button. Sam Levenson
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The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent. Sam Levenson
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Love at first sight is easy to understand it's when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle. Sam Levenson
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The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy. Sam Levenson
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Insanity is hereditary you get it from your children. Sam Levenson
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I like life. It's something to do. Somewhere on this globe every 10 seconds there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. Sam Levenson
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If you want to kill time try working it to death. Sam Levenson
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Insanity is hereditary - you can get it from your children. Sam Levenson
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Love at first sight is easy to understand it's when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle. Sam Levenson
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If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. Sam Levenson
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Happiness is a by-product. You cannot pursue it by itself. Sam Levenson
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It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.' Sam Levenson
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If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother. Sam Levenson
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Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is we'll find it. Sam Levenson
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One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts get in the way of your imagination. Sam Levenson
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Don't watch the clock do what it does. Keep going. Sam Levenson