31 Quotes & Sayings By Robin Sloan

Robin Sloan is a bestselling author whose debut novel, Mr. Penumbra's 24-Hour Bookstore, was a finalist for the Nebula Award, the Kitschies Best First Novel award, and a Kirkus Best Book of 2011. He has contributed to The New York Times Magazine and been a guest on The Colbert Report and NPR's Weekend Edition. He currently lives in New York City.

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Neel cuts in: "Where'd you grow up?"" Palo Alto, " she says. From there to Stanford to Google: for a girl obsessed with the outer limits of human potential, Kat has stayed pretty close to home. Neel nods knowingly. "The suburban mind cannot comprehend the emergent complexity of a New York sidewalk."" I don't know about that, " Kat says, narrowing her eyes. "I'm pretty good with complexity."" See, I know what you're thinking, " Neel says, shaking his head." You're thinking it's just an agent-based simulation, and everybody out here follows a pretty simple set of rules"-- Kat is nodding--"and if you can figure out those rules, you can model it. You can simulate the street, then the neighborhood, then the whole city. Right?""Exactly. I mean, sure, I don't know what the rules are yet, but I could experiment and figure them out, and then it would be trivial--" "Wrong, " Neel says, honking like a game-show buzzer. "You can't do it. Even if you know the rules-- and by the way, there are no rules--but even if there were, you can't model it. You know why?" My best friend and my girlfriend are sparring over simulations. I can only sit back and listen. Kat frowns. "Why?""You don't have enough memory."" Oh, come on--"" Nope. You could never hold it all in memory. No computer's big enough. Not even your what's-it-called--"" The Big Box.""That's the one. It's not big enough. This box--" Neel stretches out his hands, encompasses the sidewalk, the park, the streets beyond--"is bigger." The snaking crowd surges forward. . Robin Sloan
America pays defense contractors to build aircraft carriers. Google pays...
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America pays defense contractors to build aircraft carriers. Google pays brilliant programmers to do whatever the hell they want. Robin Sloan
It was a fungal party hellscape.
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It was a fungal party hellscape. Robin Sloan
Walking the stacks in a library, dragging your fingers across...
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Walking the stacks in a library, dragging your fingers across the spines -- it's hard not to feel the presence of sleeping spirits. Robin Sloan
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After that, the book will fade, the way all books fade in your mind. But I hope you will remember this: A man walking fast down a dark lonely street. Quick steps and hard breathing, all wonder and need. A bell above a door and the tinkle it makes. A clerk and a ladder and warm golden light, and then: the right book exactly, at exactly the right time. Robin Sloan
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The Golden Horn of Griffo is finely wrought, " Zenodotus said, tracing his finger along the curve of Telemach's treasure. "And the magic is in its making alone. Do you understand? There is no sorcery here.."“ Magic is not the only power in this world, ” the old mage said gently, handing the horn back to its royal owner. “Griffo made an instrument so perfect that even the dead must rise to hear its call. He made it with his hands, without spells or dragon-songs. I wish that I could do the same. Robin Sloan
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So I guess you could say Neel owes me a few favors, except that so many favors have passed between us now that they are no longer distinguishable as individual acts, just a bright haze of loyalty. Our friendship is a nebula. Robin Sloan
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People want things to be real. If you give them an excuse, they'll believe you. Robin Sloan
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It was tall, made of pale blue light, a creature with long arms and long legs and the shadow of a smile, and above it all, eyes that shone bluer still than its body. "What do you seek in this place?" the shade asked plainly. Robin Sloan
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He's like a storybook spirit, a little djinn or something, except instead of air or water his element is imagination. Robin Sloan
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Have you ever played Maximum Happy Imagination?""Sounds like a Japanese game show." Kat straightens her shoulders. "Okay, we're going to play. To start, imagine the future. The good future. No nuclear bombs. Pretend you're a science fiction writer." Okay: "World government.. no cancer.. hover-boards."" Go further. What's the good future after that?"" Spaceships. Party on Mars.""Further.""Star Trek. Transporters. You can go anywhere."" Further."" I pause a moment, then realize: "I can't." Kat shakes her head. "It's really hard. And that's, what, a thousand years? What comes after that? What could possibly come after that? Imagination runs out. But it makes sense, right? We probably just imagine things based on what we already know, and we run out of analogies in the thirty-first century. Robin Sloan
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Each big idea like that is an operating system upgrade, " she says, smiling. Comfortable territory. "Writers are responsible for some of it. They say Shakespeare invented the internal monologue." Oh, I am very familiar with the internal monologue." But I think the writers had their turn, " she says, "and now it's programmers who get to upgrade the human operating system." I am definitely talking to a girl from Google. "So what's the next upgrade?"" It's already happening, " she says. "There are all these things you can do, and it's like you're in more than one place at one time, and it's totally normal. I mean, look around." I swivel my head, and I see what she wants me to see: dozens of people sitting at tiny tables, all learning into phones showing them places that don't exist and yet are somehow more interesting.. . Robin Sloan
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Its circumference was tiny, but he had a life, and he would not give it up. Robin Sloan
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Corvina must have been so different then ... really literally a different person. At what point do you make that call? At what point should you just give someone a new name? Sorry, no, you don't get to be Corvina anymore. Now you're Corvina 2.0 - a dubious upgrade. Robin Sloan
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The buzz about Google these days is that it's like America itself: still the biggest game in town, but inevitably and irrevocably on the decline. Both are superpowers with unmatched resources, but both are faced with fast-growing rivals, and both will eventually be eclipsed. For America, that rival is China. For Google, it's Facebook. (This is all from tech-gossip blogs, so take it with a grain of salt. They also say a startup called MonkeyMoney is going to be huge next year.) But here's the difference: staring down the inevitable, America pays defense contractors to build aircraft carriers. Google pays brilliant programmers to do whatever they want. . Robin Sloan
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The space is appropriately shoe-boxy and all the shelves are there. I've set them up with a coordinate system, so my program can find aisle 3, shelf 13 all by itself. Simulated light from the simulated windows casts sharp-edged shadows through the simulated store. If this sounds impressive to you, you're over thirty. Robin Sloan
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To be honest, my life has exhibited many strange and sometimes troubling characteristics, but shortness is not one of them. It feels like an eternity since I started school and a techno-social epoch since I moved to San Francisco. My phone couldn't even connect to the internet back then. Robin Sloan
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She's wearing the same red and yellow BAM! T-shirt from before, which means (a) she slept in, (b) she owns several identical T-shirts, or (c) she's a cartoon character–all of which are appealing alternatives. Robin Sloan
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I'm going to put the moves on her, ' he says gravely. 'Things might get weird.' He says it like a commando setting up a midnight raid. Like: Sure, this is going to be extraordinarily dangerous, but don't worry. I've done it before. Robin Sloan
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All the secrets of the world worth knowing are hiding in plain sight. Robin Sloan
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The internet: always proving that you're not quite as special as you suspected. Robin Sloan
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...I can’t stop squirming. If fidgets were Wikipedia edits, I would have completely revamped the entry on guilt by now, and translated it into five new languages. Robin Sloan
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Of course, of course. Drugs, music, a new age dawning … and you came for an old book. Robin Sloan
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There is no immortality that is not built on friendship and work done with care. Robin Sloan
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When every single piece of media you consume is time-shifted, does that mean it's actually you that's time-shifted? Robin Sloan
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What if, you know–what if hanging out with Griffo Gerritszoon wasn’t always that great? What if he was weird and dreamy? What if the best part of him was the shapes he could make with metal? That part of him really is immortal. It’s as immortal as anything’s going to get. Robin Sloan
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Now, for the first time in my life, I empathize 100 percent with Fluff McFly. My heart is beating at hamster-speed and I am throwing my eyes around the room, looking for some way out. Robin Sloan
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I always thought the key to immortality would be, like, tiny robots fixing things in your brain, ” she says. “Not books. Robin Sloan
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The nature of immortality is a mystery, ' he says, speaking so softly that we have to lean closer to hear.' But everything I know of writing and reading tells me that this is true. I have felt it in these shelves and in others. Robin Sloan
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A fellowship of secret scholars spent five hundred years on this task. Now we're penciling it in for a Friday morning. Robin Sloan