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Despite my ghoulish reputation, I really have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk.Robert Bloch
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The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.Robert Bloch
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Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.Robert Bloch
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Funny how we take it for granted that we know all there is to know about another person, just because we see them frequently or because of some strong emotional tie.Robert Bloch
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Why do we personify time? Is it because we’re afraid to admit that our lives are measured by an abstract force that neither knows nor cares about our entry into existence? Or our departure into death? Time is our mysterious master giving it a face and hands we attempt to transform it into our servant.Robert Bloch
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We all go a little mad sometimes.Robert Bloch
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Magic--that's just a label, you know. Completely meaningless. It wasn't so very long ago that people were saying that electricity was magic.Robert Bloch
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Evil exists everywhere. Sometimes I think our limited senses are designed to protect us from awareness of its presence. We trust them to provide us with knowledge but it may be that they block out realization of horrors we cannot bear.Robert Bloch
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I think perhaps all of us go a little crazy at times.Robert Bloch
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Horror is the removal of masks.Robert Bloch
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The room was plainly but adequately furnished; she noted the shower stall in the bathroom beyond. Actually, she would have preferred a tub, but this would do.Robert Bloch
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Mind you, I cannot swear that my story is true. It may have been a dream; or worse, a symptom of some severe mental disorder. But I believe it is true. After all, how are we to know what things there are on earth? Strange monstrosities still exist, and foul, incredible perversions. Every war, each new geographical or scientific discovery, brings to light some new bit of ghastly evidence that the world is not altogether the same place we fondly imagine it to be. Sometimes peculiar incidents occur which hint of utter madness. How can we be sure that our smug conceptions of reality actually exist? To one man in a million dreadful knowledge is revealed, and the rest of us remain mercifully ignorant. There have been travelers who never came back, and research workers who disappeared. Some of those who did return were deemed mad because of what they told, and others sensibly concealed the wisdom that had so horribly been revealed. Blind as we are, we know a little of what lurks beneath our normal life. There have been tales of sea serpents and creatures of the deep; legends of dwarfs and giants; records of queer medical horrors and unnatural births. Stunted nightmares of men's personalities have blossomed into being under the awful stimulus of war, or pestilence, or famine. There have been cannibals, necrophiles, and ghouls; loathsome rites of worship and sacrifice; maniacal murders, and blasphemous crimes. When I think, then, of what I saw and heard, and compare it with certain other grotesque and unbelievable authenticities, I begin to fear for my reason.Robert Bloch
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The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone else he can blame it on.Robert Bloch