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That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: it said, 'goodbyeRichard Armour
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Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.Richard Armour
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It is possible that librarians will be robots, controlled by Master Minds having mastery of a master computer at the Library of Congress.Or there will be no libraries and librarians, flesh-and-blood or otherwise. The onetime library patron will press a button and turn a dial on his TV, whereupon the requested book, in the desired language, will appear on the screen, the pages turning at the designated speed.Richard Armour
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William Shakespeare...was baptized on April 26, 1564. When he was born is disputed, but anyone who argues that it was after this date is just being difficult.Richard Armour
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It's all right to hold a conversation, but you should let go of it now and then.Richard Armour
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Some libraries are no longer called libraries but are known as Learning Resource Centers or Media Centers. Librarians, however, are still generally known as librarians and not yet as Learning Resourcists or Media Centerists, though this may be only a matter of time.Richard Armour
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Adolescence is when children start trying to bring up their parents.Richard Armour
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Some people can carry a tune but they seem to stagger under the load.Richard Armour
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There is some consolation in the fact that even though your dreams don't come true neither do your nightmares.Richard Armour
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Almost nothing is known about Homer, which explains why so much has been written about him.Richard Armour
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Until Eve arrived, this was a man's world.Richard Armour
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Children are supposed to help hold a marriage together. They do this in a number of ways. For instance, they demand so much attention that a husband and wife, concentrating on their children, fail to notice each other's faults.Richard Armour
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That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: It said, 'Goodbye'.Richard Armour