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I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork.Peter De Vries
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The value of marriage is not that adults produce children, but that children produce adults.Peter De Vries
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How I hate this world. I would like to tear it apart with my own two hands if I could. I would like to dismantle the universe star by star, like a treeful of rotten fruit. Nor do I believe in progress. A vermin-eaten saint scratching his filth for heaven is better off than you damned in clean linen. Progress doubles our tenure in a vale of tears. Man is a mistake, to be corrected only by his abolition, which he gives promise of seeing to himself. Oh, let him pass, and leave the earth to the flowers that carpet the earth wherever he explodes his triumphs. Man is inconsolable, thanks to that eternal "Why?" when there is no Why, that question mark twisted like a fishhook in the human heart. "Let there be light, " we cry, and only the dawn breaks. .Peter De Vries
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Stein resented the sedative power of religion, or rather the repose available to those blissfully ignorant that the medicament was a fictitious blank. In this exile from peace of mind to which his reason doomed him, he was like an insomniac driven to awaken sleepers from dreams illegitimately won by going around shouting, 'Don't you realize it was a placebo! ' Thus it seemed to me that what you were up against in Stein was not logic rampant, but frustrated faith. He could not forgive God for not existing.Peter De Vries
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Human nature is pretty shabby stuff, as you may know from introspection.Peter De Vries
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But I made an issue of the precise wording of the vows. I wanted liberalized ones, with no outmoded Pauline nonsense exacting from the bride the promise to 'obey' the groom. Here I put my foot down, rather in the manner of a husband determined to show at the outset who was boss. 'I'll have no obedience around here! ' I said, banging the table. 'Is that clear?'' Is it an order?'' Yes.Peter De Vries
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Deep down, he's shallow.Peter De Vries
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Nostalgia ain't what it used to be.Peter De Vries
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I made a tentative conclusion. It seemed from all of this that uppermost among human joys is the negative one of restoration: not going to the stars, but learning that one may stay where one is.Peter De Vries
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There are times when parenthood seems nothing more than feeding the hand that bites you.Peter De Vries
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Let us hope...that a kind Providence will put a speedy end to the acts of God under which we have been laboring.Peter De Vries
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Who of us is mature enough for offspring before the offspring themselves arrive? The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce adults.Peter De Vries
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If there's anything I hate it's the word humorist - I feel like countering with the word seriousist.Peter De Vries
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Life is a zoo in a jungle.Peter De Vries
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The rich aren't like us they pay less taxes.Peter De Vries
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The universe is like a safe to which there is a combination but the combination is locked up in the safe.Peter De Vries
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Gluttony is an emotional escape a sign something is eating us.Peter De Vries
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We know the human brain is a device to keep the ears from grating on one another.Peter De Vries
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Everybody hates me because I'm so universally liked.Peter De Vries
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The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance.Peter De Vries
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The tuba is certainly the most intestinal of instruments, the very lower bowel of music.Peter De Vries
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Gluttony is an emotional escape, a sign something is eating us.Peter De Vries
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The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly.Peter De Vries
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The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character.Peter De Vries
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Murals in restaurants are on a par with the food in museums.Peter De Vries
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A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after.Peter De Vries