49 Quotes & Sayings By Norton Juster

Norton Juster is the author of "The Phantom Tollbooth," a Newbery Honor Award winner, and a recipient of the National Medal of Arts. His work has been honored with many awards, including the Caldecott Honor, the Newbery Medal, and the Hans Christian Andersen Award.

... what you learn today, for no reason at all,...
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... what you learn today, for no reason at all, will help you discover all the wonderful secrets of tomorrow. Norton Juster
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If something is there, you can only see it with your eyes open, but if it isn't there, you can see it just as well with your eyes closed. That's why imaginary things are often easier to see than real ones. Norton Juster
Expect everything, I always say, and the unexpected never happens.
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Expect everything, I always say, and the unexpected never happens. Norton Juster
The most important reason for going from one place to...
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The most important reason for going from one place to another is to see what's in between, and they took great pleasure in doing just that. Norton Juster
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You see, it's really quite simple. A simile is just a mode of comparison employing 'as' and 'like' to reveal the hidden character or essence of whatever we want to describe, and through the use of fancy, association, contrast, extension, or imagination, to enlarge our understanding or perception of human experience and observation. Norton Juster
You had the courage to try and what you can...
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You had the courage to try and what you can do is often simply a matter of what you will do. Norton Juster
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You may not see it now, " said the Princess of Pure Reason, looking knowingly at Milo's puzzled face, "but whatever we learn has a purpose and whatever we do affects everything and everyone else, if even in the tiniest way. Norton Juster
Words and numbers are of equal value, for in the...
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Words and numbers are of equal value, for in the cloak of knowledge one is warp and the other woof. Norton Juster
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…it’s not just learning that’s important. It’s learning what to do with what you learn and learning why you learn things that matters. Norton Juster
Time is a gift, given to you, given to give...
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Time is a gift, given to you, given to give you the time you need, the time you need to have the time of your life. Norton Juster
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But why do only unimportant things?" asked Milo, who suddenly remembered how much time he spent each day doing them." Think of all the trouble it saves, " the man explained, and his face looked as if he'd be grinning an evil grin--if he could grin at all. "If you only do the easy and useless jobs, you'll never have to worry about the important ones which are so difficult. You just won't have the time. For there's always something to do to keep you from what you really should be doing, and if it weren't for that dreadful magic staff, you'd never know how much time you were wasting. . Norton Juster
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You see, " he continued, beginning to feel better, "once there was no time at all, and people found it very inconvenient. They never knew wether they were eating lunch or dinner, and they were always missing trains. So time was invented to help them keep track of the day and get to places where they should. When they began to count all the time that was available, what with 60 seconds in a minute and 60 minutes in an hour and 24 hours in a day and 365 days in a year, it seemed as if there was much more than could ever be used. 'If there's so much of it, it couldn't be very valuable, ' was the general opinion, and it soon fell into dispute. People wasted it and even gave it away. Then we were giving the job of seeing that no one wasted time again, " he said, sitting up proudly. "It's hard work but a noble calling. For you see"- and now he was standing on the seat, one foot on the windshield, shouting with his ams outstretched- "it is our most valuable possession, more precious than diamonds. It marches on, it and tide wait for no man, and-" At that point in the speech the car hit a bump in the road and the watchdog collapsed in a heap on the front seat with his alarm ringing furiously. . Norton Juster
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And Milo, full of thoughts and questions, curled up on the pages of tomorrow's music and eagerly awaited the dawn. Norton Juster
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Have you ever heard a blindfolded octopus unwrap a cellophane-covered bathtub? Norton Juster
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...it's just as bad to live in a place where what you do see isn't there as it is to live in one where what you don't see is. Norton Juster
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Now, remember: they're not for eating, but for listening, because you'll often be hungry for sounds as well as food. Here are street noises at night, train whistles from a long way off, dry leaves burning, busy department stores, crunching toast, creaking bed springs, and of course, all kinds of laughter. There's a little of each, and in far off, lonely places, I think you will be glad to have them. Norton Juster
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Of course, if you've ever gotten a surprise package, you can imagine how puzzled and excited Milo was; and if you've never gotten one, pay close attention, because someday you might. Norton Juster
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We never choose which words to use, for as long as they mean what they mean to mean, we don’t care if they make sense or nonsense. Norton Juster
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Dictionopolis is the place where all the words in the world come from. They're grown right here in our orchards."" I didn't know that words grew on trees, " said Milo timidly." Where did you think they grew?" shouted the earl irritably. A small crowd began to gather to see the little boy who didn't know that letters grew on trees." I didn't know they grew at all, " admitted Milo even more timidly. Several people shook their heads sadly." Well, money doesn't grow on trees, does it?" demanded the count." I've heard not, " said Milo."Then something must. Why not words?" exclaimed the undersecretary triumphantly. The crowd cheered his display of logic and continued about its business. Norton Juster
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And that's why people no longer care which words they use as long as they use lots of them. Norton Juster
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I never knew words could be so confusing, " Milo said to Tock as he bent down to scratch the dog's ear." Only when you use a lot to say a little, " answered Tock.Milo thought this was quite the wisest thing he'd heard all day. Norton Juster
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It has been a long trip, " said Milo, climbing onto the couch where the princesses sat; "but we would have been here much sooner if I hadn't made so many mistakes. I'm afraid it's all my fault."" You must never feel badly about making mistakes, " explained Reason quietly, "as long as you take the trouble to learn from them. For you often learn more by being wrong for the right reasons than you do by being right for the wrong reasons. Norton Juster
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...it's very much like your trying to reach infinity. You know that it's there, you just don't know where-but just because you can never reach it doesn't mean that it's not worth looking for. Norton Juster
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I am the Terrible Trivium, demon of petty tasks and worthless jobs, ogre of wasted effort, and monster of habit." The Humbug dropped his needle and stared in disbelief while Milo and Tock began to back away slowly. "Don't try to leave, " he ordered, with a menacing sweep of his arm, "for there's so very much to do, and you still have over eight hundred years to go on the first job." "But why do only unimportant things?" asked Milo, who suddenly remembered how much time he spent each day doing them. "Think of all the trouble it saves, " the man explained, and his face looked as if he'd be grinning an evil grin - if he could grin at all. "If you only do the easy and useless jobs, you'll never have to worry about the important ones which are so difficult. You just won't have the time. For there's always something to do to keep you from what you really should be doing, and if it weren't for that dreadful magic staff, you'd never know how much time you were wasting. Norton Juster
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You weren't thinking and you weren't paying attention either. People who don't pay attention often get stuck in the Doldrums. Norton Juster
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He paused again as a tear of longing rolled from cheek to lip with the sweet-salty taste of an old memory. Norton Juster
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Is everyone who lives in Ignorance like you?" asked Milo."Much worse, " he said longingly. "But I don't live here. I'm from a place very far away called Context. Norton Juster
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Have you ever heard the wonderful silence just before the dawn? Or the quiet and calm just as a storm ends? Or perhaps you know the silence when you haven't the answer to a question you've been asked, or the hush of a country road at night, or the expectant pause of a room full of people when someone is just about to speak, or, most beautiful of all, the moment after the door closes and you're alone in the whole house? Each one is different, you know, and all very beautiful if you listen carefully. Norton Juster
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Would it be possible for me to see something from up there?" asked Milo politely." You could, " said Alec, "but only if you try very hard to look at things as an adult does." Milo tried as hard as he could, and, as he did, his feet floated slowly off the ground until he was standing in the air next to Alex Bings. He looked around very quickly and, an instant later, crashed back down to the earth again." Interesting, wasn't it?" asked Alex."Yes, it was, " agreed Milo, rubbing his head and dusting himself off, "but I think I'll continue to see things as a child. It's not so far to fall. Norton Juster
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...mirages are things that aren't really there that you can see very clearly."" How do you see something that isn't there?"..."sometimes it's much simpler than seeing things that are"... Norton Juster
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A slavish concern for the composition of words is the sign of a bankrupt intellect. Be gone, odious wasp! You smell of decayed syllables. Norton Juster
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You must never feel badly about making mistakes ... as long as you take the trouble to learn from them. For you often learn more by being wrong for the right reasons than you do by being right for the wrong reasons. Norton Juster
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I wouldn't eat too many of those [half-baked ideas] if I were you. They may look good, but you can get terribly sick of them."- Tock Norton Juster
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I know one thing for certain; it's much harder to tell whether you ARE lost than whether you WERE lost, for, on many occasions where you're going is exactly where you are. On the other hand, you often find that where you've been is not at all where you should have gone, and, since it's much more difficult to find your way back from someplace you've never left, I suggest you go there immediately and then decide. Norton Juster
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Rhyme and reason answer all problems Norton Juster
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Expect everything so that nothing comes unexpected. Norton Juster
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So each one of you agrees to disagree with whatever the other one agrees with, but if you both disagree with the same thing, aren't you really in agreement? Norton Juster
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It's completely logical, " explained the Dodecahedron. "The more you want, the less you get, and the less you get, the more you have. Simple arithmetic, that's all. Suppose you had something and added something to it. What would that make?"" More, " said Milo quickly." Quite correct, " he nodded. "Now suppose you had something and added nothing to it. What would you have?"" The same, " he answered again, without much conviction. "Splendid, " cried the Dodecahedron. "And suppose you had something and added less than nothing to it. What would you have then?"" F A M I N E! " roared the anguished Humbug, who suddenly realized that that was exactly what he'd eaten twenty-three bowls of. . Norton Juster
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I cannot take your sense of humor--and, with it, you've nothing to fear from me. Norton Juster
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For always remember that while it is wrong to use too few, it is often far worse to use too many." - Which Macabre Norton Juster
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And some looked even more like each other than they did like themselves. Norton Juster
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How are you going to make it move? It doesn't have a — " "Be very quiet, " advised the duke, "for it goes without saying." And, sure enough, as soon as they were all quite still, it began to move quickly through the streets, and in a very short time they arrived at the royal palace. Norton Juster
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Is everyone with one face called a Milo?""Oh no, " Milo replied; "some are called Henry or George or Robert or John or lots of other things."" How terribly confusing, " he cried. "Everything here is called exactly what it is. The triangles are called triangles, the circles are called circles, and even the same numbers have the same name. Why, can you imagine what would happen if we named all the twos Henry or George or Robert or John or lots of other things? You'd have to say Robert plus John equals four, and if the four's name were Albert, things would be hopeless."" I never thought of it that way, " Milo admitted." Then I suggest you begin at once, " admonished the Dodecahedron from his admonishing face, "for here in Digitopolis everything is quite precise. . Norton Juster
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But that can never be, " said Milo, jumping to his feet." Don't be too sure, " said the child patiently, "for one of the nicest things about mathematics, or anything else you might care to learn, is that many of the things which can never be, often are. You see, " he went on, "it's very much like your trying to reach Infinity. You know that it's there, but you just don't know where – but just because you can never reach it doesn't mean that it's not worth looking for. Norton Juster
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And, most important of all, " added the Mathemagician, "here is your own magic staff. Use it well and there is nothing it cannot do for you." He placed in Milo's breast pocket a small gleaming pencil which, except for the size, was much like his own. Norton Juster
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You must excuse my gruff conduct, ” the watchdog said, after they’d been driving for some time, “but you see it’s traditional for watchdogs to be ferocious. Norton Juster
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AHA! " interrupted Officer Shrift, making another note in his little book. "Just as I thought: boys are the cause of everything. Norton Juster
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I write best in the morning, and I can only write for about half a day, that's about it. Norton Juster