1
Fine! He is being passive aggressive with me, and it's gonna backfire; I'm gonna be active friendly.Natalya Vorobyova
2
You know your husband truly loves you when he calls you, "Money, I'm home!Natalya Vorobyova
3
For me to forgive my ex, he would have to sign a marriage contract with his tears and seal it with his blood.Natalya Vorobyova
4
He aimed at the lawyer's heart but missed it. It was a mistrial.Natalya Vorobyova
5
An eye for an eye will only make the world bright. Sorry, Mahatma. This is the absolute and only true form of justice.Natalya Vorobyova
6
Love and Hate: both are four-lettered and both involve passion. And sometimes when love turns into hate, passion grows murderous.Natalya Vorobyova
7
Writing is a form of art. Do not use New Times Roman or Arial because it's boring and hackneyed.Natalya Vorobyova
8
Hate lawyers all you want. Unlike you, we'll never be replaced with robots. Case closed!Natalya Vorobyova
9
Gentleman: An imaginary creature found in Jane Austen novels.Natalya Vorobyova
10
I suggest he starts introducing himself as "Lessman"; he is classless, tactless, and mannerless.Natalya Vorobyova
11
For a control freak, love and the desire to control others are synonymous. Once they lose control over the object of their desire, hostility takes over in full force.Natalya Vorobyova
12
I'd represent "Love" when it sued hypocritical writers for abuse.Natalya Vorobyova
13
Because of the green-eyed one, I see red and that makes me blue.Natalya Vorobyova
14
I tend to throw tantrums a lot. Wear a helmet in my presence.Natalya Vorobyova
15
Pent up anger brews into hate, which subsequently becomes a juicy revenge.Natalya Vorobyova
16
I love my ex so much I printed out all his pictures. After all, I need him for target practice. And I just love customised toilet paper and doormats. My only regret is that those items don't bear his autograph.Natalya Vorobyova
17
He was a serial dater, and she was a serial killer. Justice brought them together.Natalya Vorobyova
18
Assassins: they got sass and live on sin.Natalya Vorobyova
19
He said he loves her more because she makes him smile. Fine! I'll give him the Glasgow smile. Beat that, bitch!Natalya Vorobyova
20
Your kisses are like miracle fruit that sweetens my life without ruining my diet.Natalya Vorobyova
21
When I pass the bar, you'll be barred from bars but put behind them.Natalya Vorobyova
22
On the stand, I asked the witness, “What's your occupation?”“ Make-up artist.”“ Objection! ” I replied, “Lack of foundation.Natalya Vorobyova
23
When I lose control, I lose my cool and I pass the point of no RTN.Natalya Vorobyova
24
Let's play Russian roulette. If you win, I give you a Colombian necktie.Natalya Vorobyova
25
That stranger handed me a letter written in my beloved's tears. I opened it, and the letters faded away just like his love for me.Natalya Vorobyova
26
I put the bra in brand, and I top it!Natalya Vorobyova