6 Quotes & Sayings By Melvin Helitzer

Melvin Helitzer's book, "Merry Christmas: Mel Helitzer's Most Astounding and Humorous Christmas Stories," is the most widely read Christian holiday story of all time. It has been published in more than twenty languages, sold over 10 million copies, and was the number one best-selling Christmas book for two years in a row. His books have been translated into over twenty languages, including Japanese. Helitzer has written over 25 stories for children, an autobiography, and numerous articles for publications such as Reader's Digest, Christianity Today, and USA Today.

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Enjoy how sweet how thoughtful how kind I'm being on your birthday. Because tomorrow it's back to the same old crap. Melvin Helitzer
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I'd like to introduce a man with a lot of charm talent and wit. Unfortunately he couldn't be here tonight so instead .. . Melvin Helitzer
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I sort of feel like Cindy Crawford's new husband on their wedding night. I know what's expected of me. I'm just not sure I've got the ability to make it interesting. Melvin Helitzer
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When asked to contribute ten dollars to a lawyer's funeral I said: "Here's fifty. Bury five of them." Melvin Helitzer
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One thing I can guarantee you. You may not be a great deal wiser from my talk today but you will be a great deal older. Melvin Helitzer