16 Quotes & Sayings By Larry David

Larry David is an American actor, comedian, writer, producer and television personality. He has won five Emmy Awards, four for writing and one each for Outstanding Variety Series (Seinfeld) and Outstanding Writing for a Comedy Series (Seinfeld). He is also the creator of the HBO series "Curb Your Enthusiasm."

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A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone. Larry David
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I'd like to start a family but you have to have a date first. Larry David
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I couldn't be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the National Guard, because I can finally put an end to all those who questioned my motives for enlisting in the Army Reserve at the height of the Vietnam War. Larry David
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Most people are completely unaware of their breath. They violate your space, they have no idea that they have halitosis. Larry David
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When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom. Larry David
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Women love a self-confident bald man. Larry David
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The best situation is being a single parent. The best part about is that you get time off, too, because the kids are with their mom, so it's the best of both worlds. There's a lot to be said for it. Larry David
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If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny. Larry David
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I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.' Larry David
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There's also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny. Larry David
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You have to discover when you're inadequate to be funny and you don't know you're inadequate when you're a kid. Larry David
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Golf and dating don't mix. Larry David
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I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian. Larry David
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It began to dawn on me that perhaps my country needed me more at home than overseas. Larry David
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I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out. Larry David