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The best fiction is true.Kinky Friedman
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I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.Kinky Friedman
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If you have the choice between humble and cocky, go with cocky. There's always time to be humble later, once you've been proven horrendously, irrevocably wrong.Kinky Friedman
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I was so high, I needed a stepladder to scratch my own ass.Kinky Friedman
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Friday night was the night most people thought they were supposed to have fun. Trouble was most people didn't know what fun was or how to have it, so things usually ended up pretty ugly.Kinky Friedman
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May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.Kinky Friedman
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Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.Kinky Friedman
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You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.Kinky Friedman
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How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?Kinky Friedman
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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.Kinky Friedman