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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.Kin Hubbard
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It's pretty hard to be efficient without being obnoxious.Kin Hubbard
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If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.Kin Hubbard
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Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out any quicker than the Christmas spiritKin Hubbard
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.Kin Hubbard
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It's pretty hard to be efficient without being obnoxious.Kin Hubbard
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried a hatchet.Kin Hubbard
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.Kin Hubbard
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Gossip is vice enjoyed vicariously - the sweet subtle satisfaction without the risk.Kin Hubbard
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It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness poverty and wealth have both failed.Kin Hubbard
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It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness. Poverty and wealth have both failed.Kin Hubbard
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothin' that they seem indispensable.Kin Hubbard
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Don't knock the weather nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.Kin Hubbard
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what's going to be will be postponed.Kin Hubbard
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The world gets better every day - then worse again in the evening.Kin Hubbard
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Being an optimist after you've got everything you want doesn't count.Kin Hubbard
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Some fellows pay a compliment like they expected a receipt.Kin Hubbard
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The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.Kin Hubbard
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn't be so bad if they thought.Kin Hubbard
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I don't know of anything better than a woman if you want to spend money where it will show.Kin Hubbard
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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.Kin Hubbard
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.Kin Hubbard
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There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.Kin Hubbard
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All the world loves a good loser.Kin Hubbard
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Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.Kin Hubbard
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After a fellow gets famous it doesn't take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school.Kin Hubbard
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A bee is never as busy as it seems it's just that it can't buzz any slower.Kin Hubbard
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Don't knock the weather nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.Kin Hubbard
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Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.Kin Hubbard
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.Kin Hubbard
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It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness poverty and wealth have both failed.Kin Hubbard
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We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.Kin Hubbard
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.Kin Hubbard
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.Kin Hubbard
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If there's anything a public servant hates to do it's something for the public.Kin Hubbard
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.Kin Hubbard
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There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?Kin Hubbard
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.Kin Hubbard
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.Kin Hubbard
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.Kin Hubbard
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Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.Kin Hubbard