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Don't write to sell, write to tell.Jonas Eriksson
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Believe in human beings - not all are good, but deep down all can be. But that doesn't mean you need to hang around crappy people and try to turn them around.Jonas Eriksson
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Be the kind of person who catches the shit before it hits the fan, not the one who scrapes it off afterwards.Jonas Eriksson
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Make life easier by living in the present and believing in the future.Jonas Eriksson
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If you appreciate the small things, you're likely to get the big ones.Jonas Eriksson
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Stay humble as a writer: write on toilet paper.Jonas Eriksson
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Terry loved candlelight dinners and red wine. It was a nice contrast from work. And killing people.Jonas Eriksson
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He was a strange mix of Heinrich Himmler and Barney the Dinosaur.Jonas Eriksson
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You have really nice teeth, ” Terry said and thought they could be excellent for his collection of human body parts.Jonas Eriksson
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It’s not great when your husband thinks the only guy who can talk to you, is some other guy.Jonas Eriksson
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You are so beautiful, I could eat you, ” he said. And it was true. Her smile was as intoxicating as the wine. And he could eat her.Jonas Eriksson
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The only thing which really seemed to pay off in life, if you went by Mary Pedersen's example, was sleeping with your superiors.Jonas Eriksson