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Do you have a formal gown to wear?' I made a face.' Of course not.'' What size are you?'' Size awesome.' He gave me a blank stare. He didn't get itJ.C. McKenzie
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I have about as much artistic talent as a cluster of colour-blind hedgehogs in a bag.J.C. McKenzie
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I meant to text quickly, but it took five attempts to type with my thumbs. Ever since the time I accidently told Wick I'd stopped for cocaine instead of coffee and when Mel, my best friend, asked me to get a penis instead of a penis I lost my faith in technology and proofread all my messagesJ.C. McKenzie
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As soon as I stepped onto the train, I knew why Shifters and Weres shunned the contraptions like E.coli avoided antibacterial agents on a petri dish. It smelled. Badly. A putrid mix of old man, sweaty socks, and cigarettes. My nose hairs didn't shrivel; they curled into the fetal position before they withered and died, leaving my nasal passage a dry, barren wasteland no longer capable of being harmed by the olfactory assault.J.C. McKenzie
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Ever notice "demon" in the word pandemonium?J.C. McKenzie
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Tall and built like a dense forest, Clint's broad shoulders made a girl want to learn how to scale trees. Except me. I wanted to start a forest fire.J.C. McKenzie