10 Quotes & Sayings By J Lincoln Fenn

J. Lincoln Fenn is the owner and publisher of the J. Lincoln Fenn Frequently Asked Questions & Answers (FAQ) website since 1998. His original and humorous columns and articles have been published in several newspapers and magazines including: The Denver Post, The Arizona Republic, The Arizona Daily Sun, The Wall Street Journal, Washington Times, The Washington Times Weekly Edition, American City Business Journals, The Christian Science Monitor, The Denver Business Journal, The Denver Post Sunday Magazine, The Denver Westword, The Hartford Courant, and the Chicago Tribune Read more

He has appeared as a guest on one hundred radio talk shows throughout the United States and has been interviewed by seven nationally syndicated television shows. Known for his colorful and insightful writing style; Fenn's FAQs has been described as "the most popular and well-respected self-help website in America."

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Free will always results in collateral damage. J. Lincoln Fenn
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There is a cookie trail of all my interests lodged in some digital sphere which will one day consolidate the collected data of six billion souls and vomit out– I don’t know–personalized infomercials for deodorant and car wax. J. Lincoln Fenn
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There was a day when writers actually read, " he grumbles. "They could quote Keats and Socrates. Now anyone with a keyboard and a fifth-grade education can call themselves a writer. J. Lincoln Fenn
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I never saw a dollar bill cry at anyone's funeral. J. Lincoln Fenn
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I don’t think I’m crazy, but then again, define crazy. J. Lincoln Fenn
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Dying may just be the best thing that ever happened to me. J. Lincoln Fenn
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And a funeral, I found out, is like a wedding in reverse, with less time to plan. J. Lincoln Fenn
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Two weeks. Everything you love, own, and cherish, can be gone, liquidated, and lost forever in two weeks. Give or take a day. J. Lincoln Fenn
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There is a cookie trail of all my interests lodged in some digital sphere which will one day consolidate the collected data of six billion souls and vomit out– I don't know–personalized infomercials for deodorant and car wax. J. Lincoln Fenn