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When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.Helen Rowland
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A wise woman puts a grain of sugar in everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her.Helen Rowland
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When a girl marries, she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.Helen Rowland
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Before a marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you`ve said; after marriage, he`ll fall asleep before you finish saying it.Helen Rowland
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Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won`t even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.Helen Rowland
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A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight to his heart, and contracts it so that it can never again hold quite as much love for her.Helen Rowland
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Results for "A man is like a cat; chase him and he'll run; sit still and ignore him and he'll come purring at your feetHelen Rowland
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And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men; whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them.Helen Rowland
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Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her - when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her?Helen Rowland
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You will never win if you never begin.Helen Rowland
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Failing to be there when a man wants her is a woman's greatest sin except to be there when he doesn't want her.Helen Rowland
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Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common-sense.Helen Rowland
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In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar a custom which is still continued.Helen Rowland
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Love the quest marriage the conquest divorce the inquest.Helen Rowland
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When two people decide to get a divorce it isn't a sign that they "don't understand" one another but a sign that they have at last begun to.Helen Rowland
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A husband is what is left of a lover after the nerve has been extracted.Helen Rowland
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The follies which a man regrets most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.Helen Rowland
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The follies which a man regrets most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.Helen Rowland
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Love like a chicken salad or restaurant hash must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor.Helen Rowland
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Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.Helen Rowland
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A man never knows how to say goodbye a woman never knows when to say it.Helen Rowland
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Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him.Helen Rowland
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A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.Helen Rowland
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Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor.Helen Rowland
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Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.Helen Rowland
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Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.Helen Rowland
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It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying it's separating himself from all the others.Helen Rowland
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A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.Helen Rowland
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In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued.Helen Rowland
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A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.Helen Rowland
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Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.Helen Rowland
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After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him.Helen Rowland
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Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.Helen Rowland
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Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds.Helen Rowland
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Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.Helen Rowland
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One man's folly is another man's wife.Helen Rowland
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The woman who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals to his heart may attract him, but it is the woman who appeals to his imagination who gets him.Helen Rowland
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Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.Helen Rowland
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A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.Helen Rowland
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Home is any four walls that enclose the right person.Helen Rowland
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Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.Helen Rowland