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I'm very polite by nature, even the voices in my head let each other finish their sentences.Graham Parke
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I'm looking into my past lives. I'm convinced some of them still owe me money.Graham Parke
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Mathematicians finally developed a financial model to accurately compare apples and oranges. Any two kinds of fruit can be compared, although guavas still cause minor rounding errors.Graham Parke
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I didn't want to do it, ' Kiala said. 'The universe just kind of conspired to force me to make a fool of myself. It does that quite a lot, actually.Graham Parke
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The stalker, meanwhile, stepped into the road. Didn’t even check for traffic. There wasn’t any, but something told me this was lucky for traffic rather than the stalker.Graham Parke
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We played for about half an hour before I realized we were actually playing two different games. What I’d thought of as ludo was actually a game called gin rummy, and what Warren was playing seemed to be a mixture of craps and table tennis. Once we started playing by one consistent set of rules, though, the fun was really over.Graham Parke
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Instead of heading for a big mental breakdown, I decided to have a small breakdown every Tuesday evening.Graham Parke
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Sadly, my socks are like snowflakes, no two are exactly alike.Graham Parke
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I shouted the perfect words to scare him off. It was just the delivery (and only the delivery) that made me sound like a twelve-year-old girl with pee running down her leg. I felt dirty and stupid.Graham Parke
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I make sure to always have some spinach between my teeth so people are disinclined to bother me. Survival strategies for the 21st century.Graham Parke