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Many a man who falls in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.Evan Esar
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Zoo: An excellent lace to study the habits of human beingsEvan Esar
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Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.Evan Esar
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The quizzical expression of the monkey at the zoo comes from his wondering whether he is his brother's keeper or his keeper's brother.Evan Esar
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Canada's climate is nine months winter and three months late in the fall.Evan Esar
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Housework is what woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.Evan Esar
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Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.Evan Esar
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Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.Evan Esar
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Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.Evan Esar
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America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.Evan Esar
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Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.Evan Esar