12 Quotes & Sayings By Evan Esar

Evan Esar is a bestselling author, entrepreneur, and speaker. His first book, "Axe Factor," was published in October 2015 to rave reviews. It was named one of the best books of the year by The Wall Street Journal, Business Insider, Inc. Magazine, Entrepreneur, Top 10 Books of 2015 by Business Insider, and more Read more

"Axe Factor" is about how to live an extraordinary life for yourself and others. It's about how to overcome fear and uncertainty and rise above adversity. It's about how to create an extraordinary life for yourself and others.

Many a man who falls in love with a dimple...
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Many a man who falls in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. Evan Esar
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Zoo: An excellent lace to study the habits of human beings Evan Esar
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Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does. Evan Esar
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The quizzical expression of the monkey at the zoo comes from his wondering whether he is his brother's keeper or his keeper's brother. Evan Esar
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Canada's climate is nine months winter and three months late in the fall. Evan Esar
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Housework is what woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. Evan Esar
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Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures. Evan Esar
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Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either. Evan Esar
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Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment. Evan Esar
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America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week. Evan Esar
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Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. Evan Esar