51 Quotes & Sayings By Don Marquis

Don Marquis was one of the most witty and prolific writers of the 20th century. He wrote all of his books under the pen name Don Marquis, but no one ever knew that was his real name. He wrote over 2,000 pieces of published work in his lifetime, including poems, short stories, novels, essays, essays for children, and travel writings. Marquis also produced thousands of pieces of unpublished material—more than 4,000 feuilletons—which have been collected in three books.

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From 'the lesson of the moth':and before i could argue himout of his philosophyhe went and immolated himselfon a patent cigar lighteri do not agree with himmyself i would rather havehalf the happiness and twicethe longevitybut at the same time i wishthere was something i wantedas badly as he wanted to fry himself Don Marquis
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A spider and a flyi heard a spiderand a fly arguingwait said the flydo not eat mei serve a great purposein the worldyou will have toshow me said the spideri scurry aroundgutters and sewersand garbage canssaid the fly and gatherup the germs oftyphoid influenzaand pneumonia on my feetand wingsthen i carry these germsinto households of menand give them diseasesall the people whohave lived the rightsort of life recoverfrom the diseasesand the old soaks whohave weakened their systemswith liquor and iniquitysuccumb it is my missionto help rid the worldof these wicked personsi am a vessel of righteousnessscattering seeds of justiceand serving the noblest usesit is true said the spiderthat you are moreuseful in a ploddingmaterial sort of waythan i am but i do notserve the utilitarian deitiesi serve the gods of beautylook at the gossamer websi weave they float in the sunlike filaments of songif you get what i meani do not work at anythingi play all the timei am busy with the stuffof enchantment and the materialsof fairyland my workstranscend utilityi am the artista creator and demi godit is ridiculous to supposethat i should be deniedthe food i need in orderto continue to createbeauty i tell youplainly mister fly it is alldamned nonsense for that foodto rear up on its hind legsand say it should not be eatenyou have convinced mesaid the fly say no moreand shutting all his eyeshe prepared himself for dinnerand yet he said i couldhave made out a casefor myself too if i hadhad a better line of talkof course you could said the spiderclutching a sirloin from himbut the end would have beenjust the same if neither ofus had spoken at allboss i am afraid that whatthe spider said is trueand it gives me to thinkfuriously upon the futilityof literaturearchy . Don Marquis
Publishing a book of poetry is like dropping a rose...
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Publishing a book of poetry is like dropping a rose petal down the Grand Canyon and waiting for the echo. Don Marquis
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I have had my ups and downsbut wotthehell wotthehellyesterday sceptres and crownsfried oysters and velvet gownsand today i herd with bumsbut wotthehell wotthehelli wake the world from sleepas i caper and sing and leapwhen i sing my wild free tunewotthehell wotthehellunder the blear eyed mooni am pelted with cast off shoonbut wotthehell wotthehell Don Marquis
If you want to get rich from writing, write the...
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If you want to get rich from writing, write the sort of thing that's read by persons who move their lips when they're reading to themselves. Don Marquis
With regard to ghosts, while we have never believed in...
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With regard to ghosts, while we have never believed in them, we have always been afraid of them. Don Marquis
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Fire is beautifuland we know that if we gettoo close it will kill usbut what does that matterit is better to be happy for a momentand be burned up with beautythan to live a long timeand be bored all the while Don Marquis
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When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose? Don Marquis
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Every honorable man is forced to yield to blackmail once or twice in his life, just for the sake of keeping peace in the community. Don Marquis
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If a child shows himself to be incorrigible, he should be decently and quietly beheaded at the age of twelve, lest he grow to maturity, marry, and perpetuate his kind. Don Marquis
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You want to knowwhether i believe in ghostsof course i do not believe in themif you had knownas many of them as i haveyou would notbelieve in them either Don Marquis
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Ideas pull the trigger, but instinct loads the gun. Don Marquis
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An optimist is a man who has never had much experience. Don Marquis
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It wont be long now it wont be longman is making deserts of the earthit wont be long nowbefore man will have used it upso that nothing but antsand centipedes and scorpionscan find a living on it..what man calls civilizationalways results in deserts..men talk of money and industryof hard times and recoveriesof finance and economicsbut the ants wait and the scorpions waitfor while men talk they are making deserts all the timegetting the world ready for the conquering antdrought and erosion and desertbecause men cannot learn..it wont be long now it wont be longtill earth is barren as the moonand sapless as a mumbled bone . Don Marquis
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If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; But if you really make them think, they'll hate you. Don Marquis
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Justice...is not inherent in the universe and what man has put there he uses when he uses it at all strictly for his own purposes the world is so sad that the only way to live with it is to laugh at it Don Marquis
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A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimist. Don Marquis
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They thought they were heroes when they were only cinders in the eye of humanity too many creatures both insects and humans estimate their own value by the amount of irritation they are able to cause greater personalities than themselves Don Marquis
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An idea isn't responsible for the people who believe in it. Don Marquis
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My master is the same as godwhen he thumps with his handpeople bring us hamburg steaksat any eating stand "pete s holiday Don Marquis
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In order to influence a child, one must be careful not to be that child's parent or grandparent. Don Marquis
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It is better to be happy for the moment and be burned up with beauty than to live a long time and be bored all the while. Don Marquis
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Pity the meek for they shall inherit the earth. Don Marquis
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This is another day! Are its eyes blurred With maudlin grief for any wasted past? A thousand thousand failures shall not daunt! Let dust clasp dust death death I am alive! Don Marquis
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There is nothing we like to see so much as the gleam of pleasure in a person's eye when he feels that we have sympathized with him understood him interested ourself in his welfare. At these moments something fine and spiritual passes between two friends. These moments are the moments worth living. Don Marquis
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Ours is a world where people don't know what they want and are willing to go through hell to get it. Don Marquis
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The goal of all civilization all religious thought and all that sort of thing is simply to have a good time. But man gets so solemn over the process that he forgets the end. Don Marquis
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Happiness is the interval between periods of unhappiness. Don Marquis
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Happiness comes fleetingly now and then To those who have learned to do without it And to them only. Don Marquis
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Happiness comes fleetingly now and then to those who have learned to do without it and to them only. Don Marquis
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Ideas pull the trigger but instinct loads the gun. Don Marquis
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Friends I beg you do not shirk your daily task of indolence. Don Marquis
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An optimist is a guy that has never had much experience. Don Marquis
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Publishing a volume of verse is like dropping a rose-petal down the Grand Canyon and waiting for the echo. Don Marquis
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This is another day! Are its eyes blurred with maudlin grief for any wasted past? A thousand thousand failures shall not daunt! Let dust clasp dust death death I am alive! Don Marquis
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The successful people are the ones who think up things for the rest of the world to keep busy at. Don Marquis
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Fate often puts all the material for happiness and prosperity into a man's hands just to see how miserable he can make himself with them. Don Marquis
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Punctuality is one of the cardinal business virtues: always insist on it in your subordinates. Don Marquis
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When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?' Don Marquis
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Of middle age the best that can be said is that a middle-aged person has likely learned how to have a little fun in spite of his troubles. Don Marquis
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Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever. Don Marquis
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough. Don Marquis
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I would rather start a family than finish one. Don Marquis
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Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. Don Marquis
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A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists. Don Marquis
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Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint. Don Marquis
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There is nothing so habit-forming as money. Don Marquis
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Writing a book of poetry is like dropping a rose petal down the Grand Canyon and waiting for the echo. Don Marquis
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Publishing a volume of verse is like dropping a rose petal down the Grand Canyon and waiting for the echo. Don Marquis
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Poetry is what Milton saw when he went blind. Don Marquis