35 Quotes & Sayings By Christina Lauren

Christina Lauren is the New York Times bestselling author of The Boyfriend List. She graduated from Yale University, where she studied English Literature. She has worked as a magazine editor, a dancer, and a waitress. She currently lives in Brooklyn with her husband, two sons, and two dogs.

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So here were the facts: I felt possessive of her. Not in a romantic sort of way, but in a "hit her over the head, drag her off by the hair, and fuck her" way. Like she was my toy and I was keeping the other boys in the sandbox from playing with her. How sick was that? If she ever heard me admit to that, she would cut off my balls and feed them to me. Christina Lauren
You sure you don't want me to bring you back...
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You sure you don't want me to bring you back something?" Her eyes moved in the direction of his office. "A hit man? Some holy water? Christina Lauren
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He closes the door with a determined click, and I hear him call to a flight attendant, and I sink down onto the toilet seat, resting my elbows on my knees and my head in my hands as I listen to him through the Christina Lauren
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Steve Perry versus Arnel Pineda. At his confused expression, I explain, "The guy on YouTube who gained a following for covering Journey songs...then eventually became the new lead singer for the band? Christina Lauren
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I forgot how it feels, how insanely different it is to make love, not just hook up of get off. It isn't two bodies coming into contact for pleasure alone. It's the weird sense of getting inside that person, turning sex into a fucking revelation. Christina Lauren
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She was like a fire-cracker standing too close to a match: all potential energy, still wrapped up so neatly. He wanted to watch her explode. Hell, he was the match. He wanted to make her explode. Christina Lauren
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To her, not packing our lunches every day or joining the PTA is a feminist rallying cry. Christina Lauren
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One month flies by when you're falling love with the woman you're using for sex. Two is an eternity when the woman you love leaves you. Christina Lauren
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His voice is both low and quiet, and it has this hypnotic rhythm to it. I wonder whether someday he'll give sermons with that voice, whether he'll throw down judgement with that voice. Christina Lauren
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We're only three class sessions in and I'm already behind? And to hear it from him? This buttoned-up Bible-thumper I can't get out of my head? Christina Lauren
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High school is such an incestuous little pool. Christina Lauren
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He's not recruiting me to the oiled-up Gay Bliss Club of Northern Utah, but to the LDS Church. Christina Lauren
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I can't read him. I can't grasp him. I have no idea what he's thinking and if he's messing with me or if he really is this good, but never before have I wanted so fiercely to learn forward and put my mouth on someone's neck, begging them to want me. Christina Lauren
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Light bursts behind my closed eyes, so intensely I nearly hear the popping sound. It's my brain melting, or my world ending, or maybe we've just been hit by a meteor and this is the rapture and I'm given one last perfect moment before I'm sent to purgatory and he;s sent somewhere much, much better. It isn't his first kiss - I know that - but it's his first real one. Christina Lauren
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Everything feels yes. Christina Lauren
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I am a monster beneath him, with arching hips, an octopus with hands everywhere at once. I don't think anything in the history of time has felt this good. Christina Lauren
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The things that I love about you aren't going to go away when you go on your book tour, and they're not going to go away when you go on your mission. I'll still be here, and I'll still be thinking about all those things. I'll still be working on being a better person, a better friend, a better son. I'll still be wondering what it would be like to be a better boyfriend for you. And you will be on your mission, thinking about how much you wish your weren't gay. Christina Lauren
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Maybe I'm crying because I'm terrified that he's come here to do more damage, to reactivate what I feel only to let me down easy again, missionary style. Christina Lauren
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My brain is such a traitorous beast. Christina Lauren
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Look, I wanted to mention something to you, " I said. Play it off as casual. Play it off as no big deal. Be cool. Her lips curled up in an amused smile. "Okay?""You know what a horrible prankster Will can be." She nodded and I continued: "I may have just done something to get back at him and I swear, " I said, resting a hand on her shoulder, "I swear, Hanna, you'll think it's hilarious.. eventually."" Eventually?"" Absolutely. Eventually."She considered me through narrowed eyes. "This is just a prank, right? No shaved heads or scars?" I pulled back to study her. "That was a very specific question. Scars?" I shook my head, clearing it. "And no, no, no, no. Just a silly little prank." I gave Hanna my best smile, the one Chloe said made panties drop. But apparently it only made Hanna more suspicious. Her eyes narrowed further. "What would I need to do?"" Nothing, " I said. "You'll probably see some weird stuff but just.. go along with it."" So, basically be oblivious."" Exactly, " I said." And this will be funny?"" Hilarious." She thought about it for a full ten seconds before reaching out to shake my hand. "You're on. . Christina Lauren
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What is even happening here?" Will said, looking to each of us and the back to wherever the cougars had wandered off to." Am I drunk? Hanna, they just pinched my ass and this one"- he motioned to George- "wants to claim me for his own. A little help?" Hanna took a drink off her frilly drink, complete with big pink umbrella and some sort of neon glow stick. "I don't know, you seem to be doing pretty well on your own there, " she said, then took another long pull of her straw. Christina Lauren
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There are moments in life where I wonder whether things can get worse. I'm on a plane, with my new husband, whose enthusiasm for this whole thing seems to be flagging, and it's in this deep moment of self-pity that I register—with absolute horror—that I've also just started my period. I look down at my white jeans and stifle a sob... Christina Lauren
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Julia", I answered breathlessly. "Chloe, are you in the bathroom fucking that nice slice of man cake?" "I'll be there in a second, okay?" I ended the call and shoved the phone back into my bag. I looked up at him, feeling my rational side return after the small interruption. "I should go." "Look, I-" He was cut off as my phone rang again. I answered without bothering to look at the screen. "God, Julia! I’m not in here fucking the piece of man cake! " "Chloe?" Joel's confused voice sounded through the phone. "Oh.. hi." Shit. This could not be happening to me. Christina Lauren
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Figure out how to balance Oliver with a career you’ve wanted your whole life, ” he tells me. “Because you’ll end up with neither if you think you have to choose. Christina Lauren
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Inside my chest, my lungs are wild animals, clawing at the cage." Oh, man, " Autumn mumbles from beside me. "His smile makes me stupid." Her words are a dim echo of my own thoughts: His smile ruins me. The feeling makes me uneasy, a dramatic lurch that tells me I need to have him or I won't be okay. Christina Lauren
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The enormity of this started to sink in and I all but collapsed back into my chair. This, here, was life. This was life beginning for us: weddings and families and deciding to step up and be a man for someone. It wasn't about the fucking jobs we had or the random thrills we sought or any of that. Life was built from the bricks of these connections and milestone and moments where you tell your two best friends that you're about to have a child. Christina Lauren
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My voice of reason is always Lola. "You're a jackass."" You only say that when I'm being your voice of reason."" Out of my head, witch. And don't piss me off, I tell her. "I'll buy you underwear one size too small for Christmas and make you hate life. Christina Lauren
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Do people call you Ollie?” Lola asked. Oliver looked at her, completely dumbfounded by the possibility of this nickname. She may as well have asked him if people call him Garth, or Andrew, or Timothy.“No, ” he said flatly, and the only thing charming about him was the way his accent seemed to run through every vowel with one syllable. Lola’s eyebrow twitched in her single tell–mildly annoyed–and she lifted her flashing LED drink cup to her lips. Lola wears mostly black, including her glossy dark hair, and has a tiny diamond pierced into her lip, but, even still, she’s never been able to pull off the full physical manifestation of the angry Riot Grrrl. With her perfect porcelain skin and the longest eyelashes in the world, she’s simply too delicate. But once she decides you’re an asshole, it no longer matters to her what you think. She gives good glare.“ The flower suits you, ” she said, tilting her head to study him. “And you have pretty hands, kind of soft. Maybe we should call you Olive.”He grunted out a dry laugh.“ And a really beautiful mouth, ” I added. “Gentle. Like a woman’s.”“ Aw fuck off.” He was laughing outright by then. Christina Lauren
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Honestly, he'd said more perverted things to my face. To my boobs. Did he really think he was school-ing me in being sexy right now? Really? You're completely unimpressed? Zzzzzzzzzzz, I wrote back. Christina Lauren
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Pity.""You're serious? You just met me."" And already I have a strong urge to devour you. Christina Lauren
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I'd never wanted to consume another body as rabidly as I did when he was inside me, but even like this, I could never seem to get close enough to the parts of him I wanted to feel. And it was with that thought in my mind that the delicious ratcheting tension along my skin and in my belly crystallized into an ache so heavy I slipped my legs off his shoulders, pulling all of his weight on top of me and pleading, "Please, please, please, " over and over. Christina Lauren
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I just want to see you come apart." I wanted to tell her that she was witnessing it now, and in all honesty she'd been watching it happen for weeks. Christina Lauren
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For the first time in my life I was admitting defeat. Christina Lauren
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He could only do rowdy because he felt what I felt: that whip-crack unleashing that comes when you meet the person who frees you Christina Lauren