39 Quotes & Sayings By Buffy Andrews

Buffy Andrews is an entrepreneur, motivational speaker, author, and entrepreneur coach. She has been featured in the Washington Post, Forbes, Huffington Post, Entrepreneur Magazine, Entreprenuer.com, AOL.com, Inc Magazine and Entrepreneur.com. Buffy is the founder of the online community of "Buffy's Bloggers" which is dedicated to helping women become more successful at work and in life.

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Me to Comma: I will never get use to you wanting to butt your way into my sentences -- even if you're right. Buffy Andrews
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Three words for a writer: Make me care. Buffy Andrews
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As I drove out the wrought iron gates I had entered, I noticed for the first time how intricate and beautiful they were. They were forged by hand so many years ago and had stood the test of time. Buffy Andrews
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It’s a great day to write a best-seller. Buffy Andrews
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Grammar, you're the pickiest noun I know. Buffy Andrews
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I love Edit. He gives me tons of second chances to make things just right between us. Buffy Andrews
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I wear the writer pants in the family. Buffy Andrews
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Do you remember the time, Mike, ” Jeremy laughed, “that you put a banana down your pants and walked up to the Palma-nator. It looked like you had one hell of a hard-on. Buffy Andrews
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Writers see the world differently. Every voice we hear, every face we see, every hand we touch could become story fabric. Buffy Andrews
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The best kind of day is a writing day Buffy Andrews
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Caught red-handed for exclamation abuse. Buffy Andrews
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I don’t do math. Buffy Andrews
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I'm trying to give my character voice but he won't speak. Buffy Andrews
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Conflict. Conflict. Where art thou conflict? Buffy Andrews
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Rejection. Rejection. You can't handle rejection! Buffy Andrews
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Hey Revision. You can be a pain but you do make Book better. Buffy Andrews
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If you see it in Strunk and White it's so. Buffy Andrews
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I'm in love with writing, but sometimes I swear it hates me. Buffy Andrews
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Sometimes the writing just comes and we're like, oh yeah. Gotta love when that happens. Buffy Andrews
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Me to characters: talk to me people. Buffy Andrews
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Good editors are priceless. Buffy Andrews
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If I write as well as I golf, I'm in trouble! Buffy Andrews
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Show me the contract. Buffy Andrews
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A tweet a day keeps writer's block away. Buffy Andrews
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A cliffhanger is when ... Buffy Andrews
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Climax: It's all downhill from here. Buffy Andrews
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Writer. Another word for poor. Buffy Andrews
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The power of the delete key. Buffy Andrews
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The sight washed over me like a damn wave that you never see coming until it’s too late and you’re face down eating sand. Buffy Andrews
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One day comes after another and another and pretty soon you realize that yesterday was pretty damn long ago and that everything you had hoped for is never going to happen. You can’t control it any more than you can control that big wave from getting stronger before it nails you. All you can do is prepare and hope that when it hits, you’ll survive. Buffy Andrews
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The pimple is perfect. Buffy Andrews
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I was just thinking that he might be willing. It’s not like he needs his semen. Buffy Andrews
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I’ll pray for good semen. And I’ll get all of my friends to pray for good semen. Buffy Andrews
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You deserve good sperm. You’ve waited a long time. Buffy Andrews
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Yes, I prosecute bastards like him, make them pay for what they did to innocent victims who can’t fight for themselves. And every time I win a case, I not only win for the victim, but also for me. Buffy Andrews
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Trying to get an agent is like standing in line to be picked for kickball. Pick me! Pick me! ...Dang, last again. Buffy Andrews
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I am so over you, Rejection. You can't get to me like that anymore. I won't let you squash my hopes and dreams. (Slams door) So there! Buffy Andrews
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If rejections were cash, I'd be rich Buffy Andrews