15 Quotes & Sayings By Ben Mitchell

Ben Mitchell is the author of the number one bestseller, 'The Thirst'. He has written the bestseller, 'The Thirst' (with William H. Frey), and is a regular contributor to The Huffington Post. He also writes regularly for The Telegraph and has been featured on Sky News and ITV's This Morning Read more

Ben lives in Devon with his wife, Chloe.

I wouldn’t have minded school if they taught you important...
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I wouldn’t have minded school if they taught you important things like how to have good sex and what brand of wine is the best… But for some reason they were hell bent on teaching me algebra Ben Mitchell
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My greatest strength is an unfocused mind. This is because while you are all thinking of one idea, I’m thinking of five different ideas. My greatest weakness however is an unfocused mind. This is because while I’m supposed to be thinking about one thing, I’m actually thinking of five other things. Ben Mitchell
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My limits know me well enough to stay out of my way. Ben Mitchell
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No religion can fully accept another religion, that’s the one belief all religions share Ben Mitchell
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I hope I can never trust my wife. If I trust her it means I know her. If I know her it means I understand her. If I understand her it means I can control her, and if I can control her it would make her boring and uninteresting… Dear god I hope I can never trust my wife… Ben Mitchell
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The other day, a friend of a friend said that everyone started out as girls, but boys evolved… But don’t worry girls, I hit him. Ben Mitchell
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You could say I’m so manly I don’t even allow manly stereotypes to influence my actions Ben Mitchell
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Hating Britain is a fundamental part of being British Ben Mitchell
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How fickle is my young male heart as it avidly jumps from love to love Ben Mitchell
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Losing your virginity is a lot like when you find out that Santa doesn’t exist… First you’re slightly disappointed, and then you’re happy because you’re in on the secret Ben Mitchell
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Now that I’ve reached the ripe old age of retirement, I feel it my duty to teach you everything I’ve learnt about love, so listen closely. Love is like… That’s as far as I’ve gotten I’m afraid. Ben Mitchell
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By passing your GCSEs you prove that you’re not an idiot… But by passing your A levels you prove that you’re smart Ben Mitchell
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I imagine God creating humans was much like cavemen creating fire… First it sparkles brightly, full of life and beauty. But then it grows, stronger and fiercer until it becomes dangerous and uncontrollable… Then its creator can only stand on the hill and wait for his creation to die. Ben Mitchell
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Love is the one thing in this world that you should never have to go through alone… For unreciprocated love is the most soul crushing experience you will ever go through. Ben Mitchell